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When baby seals are frighten they will fold their flappers and roll away at the speed of up to 42 km/h
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today a guy confirmed that at boy sleepovers they do in fact talk about girls and who they like a good majority of the time i just thought this would be useful information
Why does this have so many notes? What did you think we do at sleepovers? Meth? Animal sacrifice?
Well thats what girls do
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“Life is funny isn’t it? Just when you think you’ve got it all figured out,
just when you finally begin to plan something, get excited about something,
and feel like you know what direction you’re heading in, the paths change,
the signs change, the wind blows the other way, north is suddenly south, and
east is west, and you’re lost. It is so easy to lose your way, to lose direction.
And that’s with following all the signposts”
From now on I am only accepting sexts in Dr. Seuss rhyme form
“What’re you up to?” His simple text said.
“Just eating cereal and lying in bed.”
“What if I was with you?” he responded with ease,
“I guess I’d get more cereal if I please.”
And that’s when he said it, that simpering lad, that stupid response that makes all of us mad.
My mind filled with dread, with a twist in my gut,
I picked up my phone and read: “Haha, and then what ;)”
(via time-for-a-nap)
employer: why do you want this job?
me: $o I can expand my re$ume and gain experien$e in the job field $$$$$$$
(via n-o-t-y-o-u-r-s)
i would much rather be the “obnoxious feminist girl” than be complicit in my own dehumanization, thanks
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I think this is witchcraft in a nutshell.
The placebo effect at its finest
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